Do you like funny stories? Well if you do, this is the right blog for you. If not, you'd better run now. This story is so crazy, it will probably make you laugh for the rest of your life. We went to the website Wacky Web Tales and typed in reasonable words and clicked a button, and then we found our wacky web tale.
The Box
The doorbell rang. Jason and Taylor raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, crazy box. What could be inside? They slowly hoisted the box into the game room. Taylor firmly put her arm close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, “Cool!!”
“Hurry. Open the box!” screamed Jason. To their amazement, Jim Carrey leaped out of the box and started singing “Twist.” There was nothing else to do but sing along.
Well that is it, if you are not laughing you probably like funny stories. If you are, go see a doctor (just kidding, hee, hee)!
~What did you think of the crazy post?~
Great story, Zach!
Would like to hear lots more of it.
It's different when JHH students write stories instead of news articles.
I hope this story has a beginning, middle and end. Remember my body analogy?
Also, Phillip Adams (Australian writer) says that his joke books are the equilvalent of ten years in psychoanalysis. I hope your story is the equal of twenty years in psychoanalysis by the time it's finished.
Posted by: Bronwyn G | March 01, 2006 at 02:43 PM
I love Mad Libs too!
Posted by: Bronwyn G | March 01, 2006 at 02:43 PM
How do you like my story Zack? I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Robin School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are colorful!
My first assignment is to learn to play the guitar and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to run around a lot, to sweat across the stage, and to jump at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have four thousand people following me around, telling me how cranky I am, how they really like my jeans, and how I am the most stinky person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a BMW and walk the silver carpet, past all the dancing fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will sit with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform ten songs, all while coughing across the stage, singing, and sneezing at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!
Posted by: Mom | March 01, 2006 at 05:32 PM
I want to go to Robin's school to be a rock star!!
Zachary--your story was great...
Posted by: Mrs. Emmert | March 03, 2006 at 08:16 AM
I htink that i would freakout. But that story was funny and it kept me reading because i wanted to know what was in the box. I liked it!!!!
Posted by: Niki | March 07, 2006 at 08:32 AM