I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Jadae School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are Pink!
My first assignment is to learn to play the drum and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to plays around a lot, to runs across the stage, and to jump at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 345,667 people following me around, telling me how blue I am, how they really like my jeans, and how I am the most orange person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a Mountianer and walk the red carpet, past all the laughing fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will fly with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 84 songs, all while claping across the stage, singing, and trying at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!
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