Hi there people and guess what story I am now going to tell you. Well I am going to tell you a story about one man in heaven defending a city and you all know what I'm talking about. I am back in action with better tacos and better idioms. This next bedtime story I am telling you right now is called Uncle Eddie's Bedtime Story 2. This story has many and it will make you sleep like last time so read this story now.
Okay people, remember when I went to heaven?,well I do. When I was in heaven I hit the jackpot by winning a can of soda. One night when I was partying and eating cake, right out of the clear blue sky I saw a message that 3,000 tomatoes would attack the kingdom of heaven and make us drink tomatoe juice. I told all soldiers to be prepared for war and to eat alot of tacos. When I warned king Eric he told me that a pen is mighter than a sword and to catch more flies with honey then with vinegar. I had no idea what he just said so I pertended that I was listening to him. Man I was so hungry for tacos .
The Siege of Heaven
It was nightfall and the tomatoes were here. 300 soldiers against 3,000 tomatoes and Eric ran away from the war like a little girl. "Catch you later", said Eric. The tomaoes finally charged in 3 hours and we shot as many tacos we had to win this war. Right out of desperate measure the tomatoes brought up their ladders and we got our taco swords and sliced them all to make some sandwiches. It has already been 3 days and 2,000 tomatoes had ants in their pants. When the wall was breached Eddie Guerrero and many other soldiers came to help heaven and we won the war. I just had had to say thank you Eddie for helping us win and still be best friends.
The E.G. Winning
Me and Eddie celebrated and then he left back home with a great smile.
THE END
Okay here is the first ever E.G. question of the day. Do all of you people want to be on the E.G. side or the tomatoe side?
I want to be on EG's side.
I'm sure some people will be on the tomato side.
Well done about this story, Angel! It was very exciting and thrilling. Lots happened in it. The writing congealed nicely, which means it was coherent. Everyone had a throughline and a reason to exist.
Posted by: Bronwyn G | February 11, 2006 at 03:33 PM
I'm definately on the E.G. side! I loved the details and idioms you included in your story. It brought humor and creativity to your writing. Keep up the good work!
Posted by: Mrs. Meeler | February 13, 2006 at 09:04 AM
Im on the E.G side. THat was a great story even though some stuff didn't make sense
Posted by: Jose-Juan | February 13, 2006 at 10:47 AM
I'm on eddie's side that story was cool and funny.
Posted by: brandon | February 13, 2006 at 10:51 AM
None of you are on the tomato side?
Posted by: Bronwyn G | February 14, 2006 at 03:07 PM
I really think Eddie is one funny guy and he is a great person.
Posted by: julio | February 17, 2006 at 10:40 AM
I want to be in EG side because I think it is better. Because EG means Eddie Guerrero and he was a great wrestler.
Posted by: victor | February 17, 2006 at 11:13 AM
I want to be in the EG side because I want to meet Eddie and get his autograph
Posted by: Jose | February 17, 2006 at 11:14 AM
I hope Iyou are in a better place eddie.
Posted by: martin | February 27, 2006 at 10:45 AM
Angel I like the story and keep it up.
Posted by: raul | February 28, 2006 at 10:01 AM
I think Eddie is a good player I despise Randy Orton more making fun of Eddie and Rey. John Cena will beat the mess out of Triple H. Eddie was sorry he lost John Cena and Rey he is sorry.
Posted by: derrick | March 01, 2006 at 05:50 AM
You can't see me eddie your time is now now.He is bad and sorry he lies, cheats, steals, but he always loses to good people you are so sorry like Chavo.
Posted by: derrick | March 01, 2006 at 05:53 AM
One person for the tomato side! Yay!
Posted by: Bronwyn G | March 01, 2006 at 02:47 PM