We started off our day, in a fun little way. We made Wacky Tales, and here is mine, hoary!
The Best Town in the World
Weazer came to do a concert in Jasonville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every Friday night, all the people who live in Jasonville put on their light, blue pants and walk their cats to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to Weazer play rock music, and eat peanuts.
No one has to go to school in Jasonville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because Britney Spears and Jim Carrey are two of the teachers. Britney Spears teaches Science and Jim Carrey teaches blogging.
One day Britney Spears said to Jim Carrey, “Maybe we should take the students on a field trip.”
“That's a enormous idea, Britney Spears,” said Jim Carrey. “Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of.”
“But that would be Jasonville,” said Britney Spears.
“You're right!” Jim Carrey exclaimed. “Call off the field trip! We're already here!”
So there it is, you like it yes? But one more thing I need to know, Why is it I can't stop rhyming? And what rhymes with orange?