Hello people, I'm not telling you all about news or weather or anything like that but I am going to tell you a little bedtime story for you little munchkins and the story is called Uncle Eddie's Bedtime Story. Okay homes this is my favorite story so you better not sleep.
Once upon a time there was a little boy and that would be me and so off one Saturday night I went to party and I was going a little loco, crazy until the police came and kicked me out. When I slowly walked home Old Man Buck gave me a soda can for no reason an ran away. I was thirsty so I drank the soda and then I was loco again and then I slept in the garbage can because I lost the keys to my house. It was seven in the morning and something was scratching my legs and guess what was scratching me, it was my keys.
I was so mad when I got home because a robber came into my house and stole my television. I fell asleep again and when I woke up there was a lady sleeping with me. I was scared and when I went down the stairs there were pictures of me as a wrestler. Now I know what's happening to me
to be continued...